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Shitty Paycheck
02:54
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Clocked in, not feeling so great, booze & junk food in my belly.
Last night, we went so hard, fartin a lot man I'm so smelly.
My stomach rumbles,
work ethic dies,
distracted by my
porcelain bride
sweatin so bad,
taint is swampy,
full blown fecal assault ...is about to arrive!!
CHORUS:
Here comes the shit, more than before, walked in the stall, blew off the door. Pay is so low, shit is so much. I'll spend my whole shift takin a dump!
Boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time.
Paycheck comes in, it dont look so hot, steamy anal piss,
IS WHAT THEY GET FROM ME!
[CHORUS]
flush one last time & I punch out quick got paid all day to take real big shits!
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2. |
Knee Deep In the Shred
02:54
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I'm a space marine,
on the planet Mars,
greedy corporations,
did dumb experiments.
Walkin down the hall,
carcass on the floor,
blood on the walls &
I hear a moan.
It's my buddy Jim
he's a zombie now.
Fill him up with lead,
take his double barrel.
Now a fucking demon?!
This planet's gone to hell.
Running low on ammo,
but my chainsaw never stops.
CHORUS:
Fighting for my life!
Evil wants me dead!
Pick up a God Mode.
HELL YEAH! Now it's time to Rip & Tear!
Maze of zombie soldiers, Imps & Pinkys too,
the Pain Elemental barfs a lost soul.
Where is my BFG?
Time to fight Cyberdemon!
[Chorus]
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3. |
Beer Supply
01:15
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I hate to admit,
I'm in short supply,
liquor store's closed,
too far to drive,
We invite them over,
we'll make them share,
the beer that they bring,
is no longer theirs!
BEER SUPPLY!
Fuck dude these guys,
are too fucking weird
just look at the tall one,
he's spilling the beer!
Kitchen floor's sticky,
puke on the rug,
the sun's coming up,
this wasn't much fun.
BEER SUPPLY!!!
BEER SUPPLY!!!!!!!!
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4. |
Midnight Meat Man
03:23
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Here comes the meat,
if you do not eat,
you become meat.
Clock strikes midnight,
you're hungry this time,
so you let him in.
f you don't want the meat,
he'll give it to you anyway,
& you will pay.
Pork fish or beef,
chicken or lamb,
this tastes kind of strange.
Once long ago there was this man,
he came around to serve all the land.
Burgers, pork loins, even jamon!
He had it all in his hatchback.
The question had still remained...
who is this man, & how can I complain?
Was it spoiled? Was it ground? BEEFY, TENDER!
Will it broil? Can I toil? BROWN, SPICY!
Breakfast patties,
chicken patties,
also fish sticks.
This man has got quite the bag of tricks.
Pepperoni,
mortadella,
plus a rack of ribs.
That's it you motherfucker, I'm calling dibs!
My stomach's excited, my asshole is ready,
just thinking about it & I'm getting sweaty.
This feast will be like no other,
anyone in my way better run for cover.
Wait a minute,
where's my wallet,
how can this be?
The meat man is looking angry & staring at me.
Inching closer, nervous laughter,
what is happening?
A mallet rises & smashes me
NOW BLOOD IS ALL I SEE!
I'll never try to cross this man again.
Simply put, he'll always win.
Haunting memories, nightmarish qualities.
NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU!
He's known as the beef of the night,
& something never felt quite right.
On 2nd thought, HEY where are my limbs?!
I'll never get to taste his sweet meat again!
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5. |
Slayermike
01:55
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Slayermike's balls
& his ass
& his taint.
Backstage with Slayermike fishing & more.
He has perfect tits & I'm sure his dick is huge.
Slayermike's balls
& his ass
& his taint.
Slayermike's huge & he has a big head.
Some guy tried to boink his wife & I heard he wound up dead.
He looks like a thumb & he makes weed butter.
You mess with him & you'll get a diamond cutter.
Slayermike's balls
& his ass
& his taint.
He catches trout every motherfucking goddamn day.
I tried to give him a hug & he called me gay.
Slayermike's balls & his ass & his big juicy fucking tits!!
SLAYERMIKE'S TITS!!
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6. |
Aggressive Perfector
02:12
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7. |
Gonna Party
02:17
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What's it gonna be?
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Plagued Insanity Minneapolis, Minnesota
CROSSOVER THRASH FROM THE LAND OF SKY BLUE WATERS
CELEBRATING A DECADE OF DUMBASSERY
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